On friday November 20, I went to see New Moon with my friends Amy and I actually had fun! I wore my Anti-Twilight T-shirt that I had to make myself, seeing as the only way I could afford a good one was to buy it off of Ebay and I didnt have the money at the time since I'm saving what dribblets I have left for some of my family's Christmas presents. So I just took a random black Tshirt and wrote on it Anti-Twilight sayings in metallic purple, silver, and green sharpies, then I covered myself in glitter just to add the effect. We went at the 5:00 showing and only missed about 10 minutes of the film. We got there around the part after Edward broke up with Bella, and she just sat at a window for a few months like the emo mary sue she is, and occasionally showed that she had nightmares and was screaming.

ANYWAYS, heres my review on the stuff I did get to see. THIS IS AN ANTI-TWITARD'S VIEW ON THE MOVIE! DONT LIKE, DONT READ!

Besides the part with Bella being an emo bitch through the entire thing, I did actually enjoy the scenery that they used for most of the film. The motorcycle scene however... god! Okay! I will admit that Jacob looked SMOKIN' without a shirt, but did he really have to take off the entire thing, just to clean up a little blood? Not to mention, he was shirtless through most of the film. The only times that I actually saw a shirt on him was before his hair got cut, and when they were at Emily's place. Dont get me wrong, I love hot shirtless guys as much as the next girl, but I dont think Jacob and the others were running around half naked in the woods all the time in the books. Dont quote me on that though because I am NO Twitard!

Oh and lets not forget the fact that Bella had a death wish in this movie. SERIOUSLY WTF? Lets see, getting on the back of some random old guy's motorcycle, wanting to ride motorcycles herself, almost gets attacked by Laurent, JUMPS OFF A FUCKING CLIFF (which I found fucking hillarious when she bumped her head against the rocks) and all just because she wants to "Hear" Edward's voice again? ...-FACEPALM- GOD! You guys have NO idea how many times me and facepalmed ourselves. Which on a side note, is why next time I go see it, or when I go see Eclipse I'm bringing Vault energy drinks to play the drinking game. Oh yeah and Bella must have an eye disease because she blinks alot when she's yelling.

One thing I did like in the film is the Volturi. Dakota Fanning did an amazing job as Jane(?) She actually looked like she would be a few centuries old with her outfit and red eyes. That one scene alone, to me made her look like the most mature looking kid I have ever seen in my life. I expect great acting roles from her in the future. And also the scene where she was torturing Edward with her mind. I highly enjoyed that! >8D Emo fairy fag got his ass handed to him! I about forgot to mention the fact that NONE of the volturi's powers work on Bella, IF THAT DOESNT SCREAM MARY SUE I DONT KNOW WHAT DOES ANYMORE! I actually yelled out "MARY SUE POWERS, ACTIVATE!" When they showed that scene. I actually got a few laughs out of some people, thankfully, the REAL Twitards didnt show up until the next showing. OMG LONG AS HELL LINE! They take their entertainment seriously these days. I wasnt able to see the entire scene with the Volturi because I had to pee real bad so I ran to the bathroom then came back to ask what happened. I was able to see what happened at the ending, no suprise there. I yelled "FINALLY ITS OVER!" when the movie ended. >8D Thats when I noticed that most of the audience was LITTLE KIDS! HOLY FUCK! D:

When I walked out into the lobby, I prepared for the worst! I got ALOT of death glares from Twitards when they saw my shirt. I was waiting for one to put their hands on me.They wouldve gotten beaten by all three of us if they did! Because what I've heard from Twilightsucks.com, I was in the mood to fight! Too bad no one did. I should be lucky, I couldve died in there really XD! I saw a couple of people I knew. and were there, looks like candice found another way to go after all. Anyways, said she was gonna spam my DA because of my shirt. I could care less really. DO YOUR WORST CASSI YA DAMN TWITARD! lol

All in all, I really enjoyed myself since mostly all me and did was make fun of the movie! As we were leaving we screamed Twilight Sucks balls, and Edward Cullen is a fucking pussy out the car window. The movie itself was actually better than the first one to be honest. I give this one Two stars, but that still doesnt change my opinion on the fucking books, and those of you who cant accept my opinions on your precious movie, can go fuck yourselves because if I wasnt there with my friends, that wouldve been fucking torture to watch!

Have a nice day!